Deep Thoughts by Luke and Emma

My friend sent me the funniest email where she interviewed her son with random/weird questions and put down his HONEST answers...So I tried it out on my kids, they loved the attention of being interviewed and I had fun hearing their cute little answers. (Even if some of them hurt my feelings :) he he he, just kidding! :)

Here's what Luke said...

1. Tell me the five best things about you.

That I never play video games on Sunday, I play basketball, I have a computer, I never play with friends on Sunday, I'm going to be in second grade.

2. Why do kids put rings in their eyebrows and nose?

They just want to look cool.

3. If you could tell me to never serve two vegetables again, which would you choose?

Salad and broccoli.

4. Who do you think I'd rather you be: an NBA player, the mayor, a famous explorer, or a movie star?

Movie star, because sometimes you sing in the shower and you play Sing Star and Rock Band.

5. Which of your friends do you think I like the most? Why?

Carver, because you're friends with his mom and because he's a nice kid.

6. On a scale of one to nine - one being not at all and nine being totally - how strict do you think I am? How strict would you like me to be?

Five, just kind of strict, not that much.

7. What would be the ideal allowance? Tell me how you would use it.

$2000. I would spend some on video games, some on a DS game, I would buy a limo, and I would buy a dog. Then he asks "Are you really going to give me $2000?"

8. If you had to pick one of these which would you pick? Really long nose hairs, hair in your ears, hair above your lip, massively hairy armpits?

Hair above my lip.

9. If you could arrange it what time would I get home from work? Then what would we do together?

You don't work. But if you got a babysitter for Emma and Gavin then we would go and get ice cream.

10. Can you think of any clothes I have that i should never put on again?

That dress that daddy bought you that you think is too short but that daddy likes. And I think you should have your hair cut short.

11. Which of the choices do you think would be best?

a. Dinner with everyone at the table and the TV on with your favorite show.
b. Dinner in which everybody took what they wanted from the fridge and no one had the same thing.
c. Dinner with the whole family together and no TV on.

A, because that is funner then sitting there eating.

12. If you are feeling sad what meal could I make to help cheer you up?

Ice cream.

13. Tell me who you think are the three greatest musicians in the world?

Micheal Jackson, Brittney Spears, Coldplay

14. What kind of lies do your friends tell their parents?

That we're going to go out and play basketball but really we come to my house.

15. If you have to choose a disability which one would it be, and why?

A. Blind
B. Deaf
C. Inability to walk

C. I'd just break a leg because then I could be in a wheel chair and then I don't have to always run, I'll just get in my wheelchair and it would be easy. If there were stairs I would just call someone and they would make it smooth and get me up, or mommy could hold me and then daddy will get my wheel chair and bring it upstairs for me.

16. Do you think you should get paid for certain chores? Which ones? How much?

$500 for making my bed, $200 for cleaning the bathroom, and for cleaning the t.v. $2000, and for pulling weeds $10,000.

17. What makes a person good looking?

If they are famous and if they have a limo.

18. If you could decorate our house what would it look like?

A blast, it would have candy all over it, video games for free and it would have 500 DSI's that are free, and the candy would be stuck all over the walls. And the house would be made out of candy. And then we'd have another video game house made of video games that are free.

19. What do you think about my driving?

You make wrong turns sometimes.

20. Do you think I lose my temper too often?

Yes.

21. What is the best memory you have?

Going to Rock Springs with our family.

22. What do you think is beyond the stars?

I think there is aliens.

23. Do you believe in Heaven? What do you think it's like?

Yes, I think it's a really special place where everything is clear and nothing is dirty.

24. Do you thinks it's OK to cry in movies?

Yes.

25. What have you done that you are especially proud of?

That I bought my own DS game.

26. If you could look like anyone who would it be?

Myself.

27. How do you describe me to your friends?

She's always angry, just kidding, sometimes. Actually I don't really tell my friends about you.

28. Can you describe the most beautiful place you have ever visited?

Rock Springs, there are rocks all over and there is clear water so you can see the fish.

29. Have you ever had a scary dream? What was it about?

Yes. It was about when I had a parachute that I was in and someone locked me in a cage with the parachute on and there was this big hot lava hole and the parachute dropped me in there. Someone threw a sword at my parachute and it was dropping me in and I swung up on a rope and kicked someone in the face and got their gun and then I shot all of them and then I ran out and jumped into my plane and ran back home.

30. What do you think is the right age to get married?

30.

31. Why are sports important to kids?

So then kids will get exercise and that's fun for them.


Here's what Emma said...

1. Tell me the five best things about you.

Mommy dresses me pretty, that I like church, that I feel happy inside all the time, that I got my ears pierced and I was brave, I'm pretty.

2. Why do kids put rings in their eyebrows and nose?

Because they're spanish

3. If you could tell me to never serve two vegetables again, which would you choose?

Tomatoes, cucumbers.

4. Who do you think I'd rather you be: an NBA player, the mayor, a famous explorer, or a movie star?

Movie star because I think you are going to rock out. You like to rock out on Rock Band.

5. Which of your friends do you think I like the most? Why?

Marin, because she is nice.

6. On a scale of one to nine - one being not at all and nine being totally - how strict do you think I am? How strict would you like me to be?

One. You're good and nice.

7. What would be the ideal allowance? Tell me how you would use it.

$25. I would go on my mission and give people money that don't have any.

8. If you had to pick one of these which would you pick? Really long nose hairs, hair in your ears, hair above your lip, massively hairy armpits?

I don't. That is a weird question, I don't want to say one of those.

9. If you could arrange it what time would I get home from work? Then what would we do together?

You don't work. But if there was a day that you got a babysitter for Gavin and Luke I would want to go get ice cream, go to the movies, and go get my ears pierced, which we already did yesterday :)

10. Can you think of any clothes I have that i should never put on again?

(Emma walks into my closet...) She points to a light pink shirt of mine and says "this one because I like pink just not light pink".

11. Which of the choices do you think would be best?

a. Dinner with everyone at the table and the TV on with your favorite show.
b. Dinner in which everybody took what they wanted from the fridge and no one had the same thing.
c. Dinner with the whole family together and no TV on.

C, Because then that doesn't distract us.

12. If you are feeling sad what meal could I make to help cheer you up?

Chicken noodle soup

13. Tell me who you think are the three greatest musicians in the world?

Micheal Jackson, and that's all

14. What kind of lies do your friends tell their parents?

I don't know, I've never heard them.

15. If you have to choose a disability which one would it be, and why?

A. Blind
B. Deaf
C. Inability to walk

Can't walk because then I could be carried around in a wheelchair

16. Do you think you should get paid for certain chores? Which ones? How much?

Yes, cleaning the stairs, cleaning out the car, doing really hard work and being really good and that's all. $200

17. What makes a person good looking?

Hairdo.

18. If you could decorate our house what would it look like?

Bows all over the place.

19. What do you think about my driving?

Good, excellent.

20. Do you think I lose my temper too often?

Yes.

21. What is the best memory you have?

Yesterday getting my ears pierced.

22. What do you think is beyond the stars?

The sun.

23. Do you believe in Heaven? What do you think it's like?

Yes, I think it's where you won't get hurt.

24. Do you thinks it's OK to cry in movies?

No because then everyone can't hear the movie.

25. What have you done that you are especially proud of?

I got my ears pierced and didn't cry

26. If you could look like anyone who would it be?

Kinsey Lopez (a girl in our ward)

27. How do you describe me to your friends?

She's so nice.

28. Can you describe the most beautiful place you have ever visited?

Grandma Gillespie and Grandma Rose's house.

29. Have you ever had a scary dream? What was it about?

Yes, it was about Gavin getting surgery.

30. What do you think is the right age to get married?

51.

31. Why are sports important to kids?

Because it's fun.